make me choose

anonymous asked: aaron paul or amy poehler

shared 6 months ago on April/20/2014, with 1,168 notes.
reblogged from littlebitobsessed, originally from agentdunhamsarchive.

get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite male characters

↳ Andy Dwyer (Parks and Recreation)

shared 6 months ago on April/19/2014, with 6,872 notes.
reblogged from poehlerexpedition, originally from nemijovatos.

callmeswarles:

every parks and rec cold open ever

↳ 3: the reporter

shared 6 months ago on April/16/2014, with 231 notes.
reblogged from lezliegrope,

”Plaza says her dream is to do a real ­middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, ­specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and ­Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” — NEW YORK MAGAZINE

shared 6 months ago on April/7/2014, with 42,841 notes.
reblogged from yoooooiremade, originally from lenalightening.

shared 6 months ago on April/6/2014, with 25,724 notes.
reblogged from yoooooiremade, originally from simbas.

There’s no stairs. How do I get onto the stage?

shared 6 months ago on April/5/2014, with 7,354 notes.
reblogged from yoooooiremade, originally from .
x s4 x 4x11 x queue

"So, my band’s working on a new album."
"Oh, yeah? What’s it called?"
"April Ludgate… Is The Best Ever. Volume One."
"Shut up."
shared 6 months ago on April/5/2014, with 2,722 notes.
reblogged from trashybooksforladies, originally from lesliepoehler.

callmeswarles:

every parks and rec cold open ever

↳ 2: canvassing

shared 6 months ago on April/4/2014, with 352 notes.
reblogged from lezliegrope,

shared 6 months ago on April/4/2014, with 4,365 notes.
reblogged from yoooooiremade, originally from kerrywashingten.

callmeswarles:

every parks and rec cold open ever

↳ 1: pilot

shared 6 months ago on April/2/2014, with 431 notes.
reblogged from lezliegrope,